HARMONY KORINE interviews DAVID OSTROWSKI for Ich bin gekommen um dir zu sagen dass ich gehe

Harmony Korine: What kind of kid were you?

David Ostrowski: I was a real mama’s boy, a late bloomer and one of those boys, who look like girls. I had to take up painting because I was even worse at everything else. My schoolbag was pink; and even as a baby, my nose was already too big. I ate only fruit, sweets and dry bread rolls; and I didn’t “do it” until I was 31.

Do you like movies?

I love movies! Music sucks!

What are your favorite movies?

Talladega Nights, Trash Humpers, Zoolander and Irréversible.

Were your parents into art?

My mother is a singer and actress; my father is an artist and alcoholic. Both completely without any talent whatsoever!

What did your parents do for a living?

I’m still asking myself that today! Seriously! My father lives with his 14-year-old wife in a forest near Warsaw, and my mother has been writing a children’s book for 26 years now. Maybe my parents should get back together again and open a gambling house.

What kind of school did you go to as a kid?

I first went to a Montessori primary school. I was the only kid who had to stay back; even though I was the prettiest kid in the whole school. Later, I was sent to the Humboldt Gymnasium, where I had to stay back again – but I still looked pretty good while doing it.

Did you like growing up in Cologne?

I guess so, although I would have preferred living in Leverkusen, which is the next town. My best friend at the time lived there with his parents and we played soccer under the bridge, right next-door to the Bayer plant.

What time of day do you paint?

Usually evenings and at night. It always gives me the feeling that I worked hard the whole day, even though I actually did nothing except thinking and looking damn good in the process – the latter is a bit tough on the psyche.

Were you a delinquent?

No.

How about drugs?

Sometimes I drink turpentine and paint by mistake.

Do you listen to music when you paint?

Pretty much all I do is listen to music. It’s the only emotion I have while painting and it helps me forget what an absolute idiot I am sometimes.

Ever been arrested?

Once, in Warsaw.

When did you first start getting into painting?

My nana always played a game with me – “who can paint better?” I always won, because my nana loved me so much. When I got older, I just kept playing the game, but my opponents didn’t love me anymore, and
that’s why I was arrested in Poland. That’s all I can say here…

Do you believe in aliens?

I believe in Sweden.

What’s the scariest thing to ever happen to you?

When my studio burned to the ground a few years ago.

You think more about love or hate?

Love.

Who are your favorite artists?

Adriano Celentano, the Wu-Tang Clan and Philip Guston.

How hard do you work?

I spend about 80% of my time in the studio not painting; instead, I read while listening to a lot of loud music.

Are you religious?

Yes or let’s say no.

You believe in the afterlife?

I don’t even believe in this life!

Where do you wanna live once you’re rich?

In Buenos Aires – it sounds so dirty!

Pussy or money?

David Ostrowski: Ivanka Trump.